KEhebatan BAbi

setiap citaan tuhan ader kelebihan dan kekurangannya........

kisah nye begini:


Beruang, Singa dan Babi bertemu di hutan...


Beruang : "Korang tau tak, sekali aku mengaum, seluruh hutan menggigil."


Singa : "Ek eleh! Tak power lagi. Aku kalo mengaum, semua belantara kegerunan."

Babi kata: "Wa La Weh.... Aku batuk skali aje, satu dunia panik beb!"

Beruang & Singa : Babi kau!!

hahahhaha........power tak babi.........

KISAH CINTA

Jenny ingin putuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat.
Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my heart.. I hav been crying until no more EYE WATER. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Jenny



KAMUS TETJEMAHAN:

CUT CONNECTION - PUTUS HUBUNGAN
PLAY WOOD THREE - MAIN KAYU TIGA
PULL MY BODY - TARIK DIRI
COOK-COOK - MASAK-MASAK
CLAP 1 HAND - TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN
CROCDILE LAND - BUAYA DARAT
BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES - PISANG MASAK 2 KALI
SAFE WALK - SELAMAT JALAN
PLAY-PLAY- MAIN-MAIN


kuang.....kuang......kuang!!!!!!!!!!!